Wednesday, February 12, 2014

A situation over here...

What are best-friends ?



One of my friends told me that friendship has it's hierarchy


There are those close friends


Like they know your shit and stuff like that ...

Then there's your best friend ...


Everything...from the way you walk to the way you act...they just gets it.

And there's you're one true friend.


See there is this one true friend of mine ...we have been through a lot 
we grew up as kids and now we are young adults 
and i am having problems with her...

Well, we kinda got into an argument recently ...it's about drugs
Normally im cool with people who do that 
i mean if it unleash you're inner miley cyrus then go for it.


if your dad is ok with it though...
Ah...Parents....
Glad i don't have them lol

Anyway moving on ...our argument went so bad that she unfriended me on facebook
so that means it is some serious stuff when your best-friend unfriended you on facebook
So i was surprised last night when someone knock on our door and calling my name
It was her mom...



See...i also consider her family as my family as well ...
and the past year they have gone through a lot 
the dad of the house has suffered a severe stroke
her mom lost there business due to the whole thing and even got diabetes
to add insult to the injury her uhm boyfriend is about to go out of jail this august 
and take her child away from her (guy who impregnated her was a psycho)
I can't believe it ...4 years in prison and still haven't changed a bit


I mean i hear they just watch t.v there ...
not like in america where they like torture prisoners and stuff
i can't believe they are using our taxes so criminals can have a vacation.
Anyway her mom told me everything how she wish her daughter will wake up from all of it
coz i confronted my bestfriend that she got a substance abuse
and she went all "denial dont judge me your not god mode" over it 

On one hand ...i wanna help ...I mean is there a free rehab thingy that the government offer ?
On the other hand i don't know what to do...It's like being stuck in a black hole.
there is just no way out,












Saturday, February 8, 2014

The Day My Heart Got Broken

I had a lot of fun today ...i went to a wedding of someone i don't know
got to eat a lot of stuff , got to enjoy fast-food , catering food and star-bucks food in one day
It makes me realize how i need to get my ass out of the couch and find work again
so i can finally feel like a bachelor again and buy what i want and be extremely fabulous again.


Then i just got the saddest news ... My favorite show in the world just got cancelled...
If you read my other post ...you know i am a die hard X Factor USA fan
and how i dream im gonna hop on the plane and go to Hollywood and audition to it someday,
so when i heard that it was....it was...it was...cancelled.
i immediately got into the 5 stages of grief. 

DENIAL


What ...It got cancelled? This must be just another hate blog how they missed britney spears on the show ,
it can't be true ...sure the ratings look like shit but how can you axed a great hot mess show like this ?

ANGER


WTF!...THIS IS BULLPAULINARUBIOSHIT!
I BLAME THE VOICE
I BLAME AMERICAN IDOL
I BLAME GOD ,JESUS  ,ALL THE OTHER RELIGION
AND ATHEIST ...I BLAME THEM TOO
BECAUSE THEY SHOULD ALSO BE IN THE "WHO IS THE BEST RELIGION" DRAMA
YET THEY'RE JUST CHILLING THERE 
IF THERE WAS A HUNGER GAMES OF RELIGION
I BET THEY'D WIN COZ THEY WON'T EVEN ARGUE AND BE LIKE




BARGAINING

Maybe we can let mario lopez host the show do some splits and rip his pants 

Or maybe he can host the show while on S&M CatMan Outfit ?!


Or maybe we can just let him strip all the way down every time 

ANYTHING TO SAVE THE SHOW!

DEPRESSION


"sigh"

ACCEPTANCE




Stay Strong Meowfie...Stay Strong...

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Surprise Bitch ... ;)

Time Check...3:00 A.M


HI!



LOL


Well that wasn't really creative or funny for a Coming back blog...























Now that's more like it :D ! 


Well after months....years....i don't know i have like 15 followers 
so shoot me if i forgot the consequences of not blogging it's not like someone miss me :( 


Anywho....so why am i bothering Blogging again ? 


I don't know ok so let's make a rundown of what happen to myself after i left.

-January 2013 (My last blog post was December 2012 , don't count my october post ... i was just really want to post the michelle williams gif hahahaha) Where was i ...oh i was still in that culinary school



loved it ...began hating it ....next thing i know i was out there by march ,
Shit was full of witches and not even the american horror story coven kind.
And yes im addicted to that show....
Can't you tell ? 


And yes the meme's are coming so hold on ...


After the whole stint on the culinary school....i went south to real estate


It was really fancy...i did not expect that , I learn and grow a lot 
then i dyed my hair blonde
and all hell break loose 


The whole "How i cut my hair and dyed it blonde like i was fucking miley cyrus story"
will be another story (hahahaha anyway yeah ...i miss it ...it's been 3 months off work
I'm unemployed , bored , broke ...and i spend my last savings to buy a laptop


A really cheap ass second hand one that i don't have any idea what asian country 
did it came from (between the incorrect button of everything in my keyboard im guessing...)
anyway that doesn't matter anymore ,

The important matter is that i am back...with a laptop that may or may not die on me when i needed it the most ...and between the emotionally delusional craziness planet earth has been fuming from it's core lately
it's nice to just settle down ...
bitch around...
and start blogging again.

Besides,



Friday, August 2, 2013

Sunday, December 2, 2012

The Best of the Best : Top 25 songs of 2012

It's the first day of December ...and 20 more days 
we'll finally found out if the world is gonna end 
or are the mayans just trolling us ,


So before we all went to bits and pieces 
let's count the 25 songs 
that mark our civilization
as per this year ...

25. (FUCK) Your Body - Christina Aguillera 


Xtina is one funny gal 
for her bionic album she's reinventing herself as a robot
and now she's reinventing herself as a flower for her lotus album
sure this song wasn't a groundbreaking comeback
but you have to give it up to someone who's ready to take risk and flop
just to entertain us.

24. Give me All your Luvin' - Madonna feat MIA and Nicki Minaj 


It's funny to see madonna , a 50 year old diva 
working it as a cheerleader 
when she can just fart ...put it an album and sell it like pancake
with two of the most outspoken and unpredictable female rapper in this track
Queen Madge still rules it like she never left.

23.Honestly - Hot Chelle rae 


Honestly....this pop song is so good ,
it can melt a toblerone into a puddle 
blasting your girlfriend has never been this clever 
nor this fun to watch.

22. Good Girl - Carrie Underwood 


Carrie Underwood has never been this feistier since "Before he Cheats"
it's almost as if she stole all of beyonce's fan and blow it to herself
with a little great styling and a lot of rough singing 
she still maintains the country pop edge under her little ole purse'

21. We are young - FUN feat Janelle Monae 


It's now a common misconception that young people are pyromaniacs
furthermore indie bands are super popping nowadays 
like foster the people , they are providing us with weird dance catchy track
like boy bands ...complete with matching tuxedo's

20 . Home - Philips Philips


Double P is trolling us 
releasing songs as if he was a serious artist 
as if they are serious artists birthed from reality singing competition
although with two AI Alumni in this countdown 
Double P has two things to thank for 
one...he's cute
and two ...for a lead single ...it's kinda respectably amazing.

19 . Wide Awake - Katy Perry 


Call it as a premonition of what katy perry will be serving up on her next album
as she promise it will be darker than dark
but for now this track proves 
even the dimmest of song can turn Fulbright with Ms. Perry by your side.

18. Chasing the Sun - The Wanted 


What makes The Wanted different from One Direction
is that while 1D smells Heartbreak ,
The wanted smells danger ...trouble 
and more so a dark undertone that highlighted this track 
into a marvelous display of what's up there after-dark. 

17. Give your heart a break - Demi Lovato 


If miley cyrus is disney's wild child
and selena gomez is disney's princess
Demi might be the normal not so assuming and very relatable
disney's teenage star that we never before seen since raven symone era
complete with angst and a little fluff for cute boys 
she maybe disney's reliable treasure

16. As long as you love me - Justin Bieber Feat Big Sean 


JB's Team was clever on constructing Justin next step
they know they can't be on the pop field forever 
and later be forgotten like nick carter...or was it aaron? IDK
So they change his hair ...they change his sound
and the result is very convincing and utterly...hot? LOL 

15. Ice - Kelly Rowland feat Lil Wayne


Call it my love for all things kelly rowland
Sure it was formulaic and an attempt to make motivation part 2 
and the video looks like a cheap porno (sorry kelly)
but i appreciate that with all the dance music surrounding us
someone is still resurrecting pure slow jam rnb music

14. Want U Back - Cher Llyod 



What's more bratty than a popstar who think she can get whatever she wants ?
A high accented song to go with it ,
Cher face the same trouble we all face when we let our toys go
when we saw them being played by other children ...we certainly want it back.

13. Don't wake me up - Chris Brown 


Chris Brown is talented , I remember him without his personal issues back then
people are calling him the next michael jackson
but image is everything in hollywood
yet somehow i do believe chris is still hitting us with hard music this days
we're just too blinded by all the drama

12. I was here - Beyonce 


Written by one of the greatest songwriter ( Diane Warren)
and sang by one of the greatest vocalist of our time 
it was anthemic and it echoes like the last gunshot
of a black and white bond movie 

11. Little Things - One Direction 


It was a puzzle to me how one direction pull off a touching song like this 
then i heard ed sheeran wrote it , no wonder
1D have a talent on being a vocal powerhouse
take for example "taken" a song written by kelly clarkson 
no wonder they're famous, but sometimes i do think
they still spend more time in the hairdressing room than the studio.

10. Somebody that i used to know - Gotye feat Kimbra / Walk off the earth 


I feel that every year we always have a break up anthem
from "jar of hearts" to "someone like you"
this year it was gotye and visually amazing video with kimbra
i have to give credits to walk off the earth for there cover ...it's the one on my phone anyway.

9 . Fuck u betta - Neon Hitch 


Neon hitch write songs for ke$ha
chris applebaum directed the video ...he also directed rihanna's umbrella video
so i don't know the song didn't get as big as i thought it should
who cares anyway ...in my book neon fuck it betta

8.Where have you've been - Rihanna 


Rihanna is a musical master of our generation
she's dug dance records and bring it to mainstream
now with diamonds , she's dugging indie music and making it mainstream
but for where have you've been , we seen her as a goddess
who can do no wrong in any angle ..this world is hers for the taking.

7. Blue Jeans - Lana Del Rey 


is lana del rey even a human ?
she's looks like a ghost and her voice is so haunting 
she's scary beautiful 
talk about tyra's ugly pretty 
and this song is like drugs on steroid 
or steroid on drugs 

6. We are never ever ever getting back together - Taylor Swift 


Now that taylor have mastered making country music pop
why not try full on bubblegom pop ? 
i mean it still topped the country charts 
taylor shouldn't even try no more ...

5. BrokenHearted - Karmin 


Rap-pop ...just call it this year's superbass 
karmin has one fesity rapper and one cute trumpet player
but this arrangement is like one bad ass mafia meeting
grammy should really consider this one for best rap/sung collabo.

4. Bad Girls - MIA 


MIA was never someone to me before i saw this 
she was like the anti gravity conteusse of whatever country that is 
and this beat is so hood 
it can actually start a war of the world.

3. King of Hearts - Cassie 


Cassie strikes comeback with this track
although it didn't chart
it's top three on my list
for the reason that it kinda sound like a final fantasy soundtrack 
bombarded with a little RnB mojo
Welcome back Cassie 


2. How we do - Rita Ora 


If there was one song i wanna re do the video
and one song that was overplayed in my phone
it was this ...the theme was so simple
party and bullshit
but the effect last longer than a wedding hangover 

1. Hot Girls - Double Take 


i'm not even kidding...