Thursday, August 9, 2012

Sarcasmeow

After a thousand raindrops
and a million of people texting ,tweeting , facebooking that the world is ending
when it's obviously just some over-reacting pilipino trying to yell
"help us everyone ,we're being attack by a low pressure area"


By the way....

Do you know how funny that is to be seen by other countries
 that instead of helping each other

all we do is go to the internet...
spread to the world that we're basically helpless puppies

and how every celebrity country should help us?
Honestly the Philippines can disappear today and no one will notice ...

In case you haven't heard ...it's the london olympics 2012
even the queen is looking under her royal nails for fucks to give...


but yeah the sun is finally shining again...


And all you can hear is people cleaning and complaining in the street...
and saying the phrase
"mabuti pa ung ondoy..."
so yeah......Mr. Ondoy if you'hearing this



But not now ....I'm doing my laundry damn it ...
anyway what did ya'll do almost end of the world  low pressure rain weather ?
me? oh i make my time really worthy...
I play PSP


I mean the broadcast says it's the end of the world right ?
Might as well die like how i wanna die


Don't worry it's not just me .....
i took a quick stroll and see the demographics myself

kids we're playing on the flood
teens we're drinking and partying in the flood


Meanwhile ...on the other side of the spectrum
there were people over reacting ...
panic buying ...
when they see a bakery with bread ....

they basically buy everything and didn't even think 
of the other people who wants bread too
Don't they fucking know i haven't eaten rice for a month 
and i only eat bread as my carbs,


Oh and don't get me started with the whole verse from the bible
and how it's the same exact day yesterday ...seriously....
Everything here has to have an urban legend or some sort of connection...

Can't you just face that it was just rain? 
 it's flooding coz if you ask U.N 
they declared manila as one of the most polluted cities in the world
it's not because god wants to punish us again....


I mean common
And I'm pretty sure God is the king himself ...
and kings don't do replays,
If he wants to teach the world a lesson
He won't use the same trick twice ...


Besides I'm PRETTY SURE WE WILL BE THE FIRST ONE TO BE RUPTURED

Or expect a people power , twitter war and the cebu jail inmates 
doing there version of madonna's like a prayer


Coz everyone know 
GOD LOVES US ALL ....
BUT FILIPINO PRIDE WILL ALWAYS BE FIRST!





*cough sarcasm *cough 

2 comments:

  1. wa nmng magagawa ang likes at share para sa mga nasalanta eeh ewan ko bkit kelangan pa yun hahah

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