Sunday, September 30, 2012

Tail Tale Volume 1

Thou Can't speak the words you presume 
only it's peak thus it may offer ...

In the may the flowers of it blooms
yet on with it does it flatter and constantly shatter...

And by the mistakenly echoes of the night-hound womb 
It's when everything you yearn for become an inevitable disaster.


Friday, September 28, 2012

Lesson of the day ; Don't Doubt Christina Aguilera

I always have doubted Christina Aguilera
I mean from her "dirrty" era's almost as if she always second guess herself
and after the major flop bomb "Bionic"
i always thought can she manage to redeem herself ? 

"They're giving it for free!"

But I think i just bite my tongue with that last sentence 

"Your Body " (i heard the original title was fuck your body) is her new single 
from the album that shall be named ....Lotus.
The song is ok when i first hear it 
i mean i wasn't thrilled that's why i didn't blog it
but the video is a well done piece of juicy steak 

Christina plays a hooker ...not just any hooker 
she's a killer hooker those blackwidow spider
after they have sex with you they'll eventually kill you
but in the video she make it looks like she has superpowers of some sort
and she had a lot of fun doing it it was just another day in the office.

Taking out one basic bitch a fucking time.

Ciara is Forgiven and Nelly Furtado is Spirit Indesfloppable.

“We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned,
 so as to have the life that is waiting for us. 
The old skin has to be shed before the new one can come. -” 
― Joseph Campbell

Ciara has a new song slated for her comeback entitled "Sorry"

Let me tell you something about ciara ...she started with goodies 

after telling everyone you can't get her cookie coz it's stayin' on the jar
Ciara evolves to a classy woman 
and she released my fave song "Like a boy" from her 2nd album "Evolution"

After that ...I think panic strike ....ciara's counterpart 
rihanna and beyonce leaves the whole Rnb Field 
and started to Go mainstream pop
So ciara decided to try that too...
case in point ....the forgotten song "Go girl" and her alter ego CeCe

After that song fail to go anywhere else but japan
she started to panic ....what do you do ? 
Call in Mr Timberlake 

Although this song really cross ciara in the pop field 
she does look a little bit of a "Sell out " here
so in her fourth album she tried to go back to the RnB
and that's where things start to get a little bit ....floppy ?

Her fourth album "Basic Instinct" open at Number 44 on the billboard chart 
what makes it painful is that her last three album was on the top 3 
Furthermore when your an rnb gal and suddenly decided to be a pop princess 
things can't really always go out the way you plan ...

Now Ciara is back.....Literally and sonically 
after signing in with a new label (she's with L.A reid now) 
She ditches the pop star look and go back to where she was known for
Dancing , Crunking and carrying falsetto

With all that has happen to her it's nice to even see her shed tears here
begging her man to say "all he need to say is Sorry" 
Almost as if ciara is the one asking forgiveness for the apology of his partner
It's a great track....Welcome back!

Although I can't say the same to Nelly Furtado 

Not like Ciara ...nelly started very whole some
singing as if she was rapunzel and how she's like a bird 
Then a strike of pop/rnb/timbaland Lightning appears 

BAM! ...Nelly become that promiscuous girl ...
after hooking up with timbaland 
and enjoying success 
she decided to take a 6 year break ( An spanish album does not count as somethin')

She first tried to claw her way back with this indie "Hoops"
tho it sounded like rihanna 
it was as if an annoying puppy was getting fixed here 

Panic strike she decided to release the best track of  the album
title "Spirit indestructable" from the album of the same name
it was good was still floppish

I'm pretty sure Nelly and her label is in "State of emergency"
they just released a video that look really expensive 
with the song titled "Parking Lot" 
They even taped Ray kay as the video director (super expensive)
He's the guy responsible for justin bieber's baby

But...The future was inevitable 
Nelly furtado Flop so hard 
Kelly rowland laugh

And not just kelly rowland 
Michelle williams of destiny's child laugh too 

No offense but michelle RnB album (she's a gospel artist) 
sold 14,618 and charting number 42 on the charts with no promotion at all 
Nelly who has a number one Rnb album (Loose) 
sold less than half of what michelle has 
and charted at number 79 

So what was wrong with nelly ...clearly it wasn't promotional
she was everywhere and it looks like her label really drop cash on this one.
I'm gonna guess after listening to all the songs ...all of them we're "weird"
not even "it's so weird it's genius"
it's just outdated , trashy ,floppy , why does she have a record deal weird.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Diamonds are Rihanna's bestfriend.

Rihanna has been the pick songstress of everyone can't lie to me 
i'm pretty sure 90% of people who have ipod has a rihanna song in it.
she has been the chameleon goddess able to shift from hip hop/pop/rnb/dance
whether katy perry is too pop for you
or lady gaga is to eccentric for your taste
when it comes to rihanna ...she is the undisputed fine line of it all.

"Diamonds" is the new song from her 7th album in 8 years
yes rihanna may always party hard but she works hard that much 
it's produce by stargate and sia 
sia is an australian popstar who sang on hits like "titanium" and "wild ones" 

enough about the history of the song ...let's focus on the song itself
see....rihanna has made dance,pop,rave,reggae,dark,ballad
name it ....she's done it 
so it's basically a logically good reason to do something she never done before

The song has a positive message in it into an uplifting back beats 
almost as if she's trying to summon an ancestral phoenix 
well i have to say i like the song
yet some critics blast it ....uhm i remember last year they blast riri
for "we found love" for no having lyrics at all 
yet it was no.1 in all countries...

I guess the real issue here is not if rihanna can make a hit song 
or is Diamond a hit song ...
but how long will rihanna be number one ?

everyone is waiting for her to fuck up and melt down like the star that she is 
and with the constant tweeting about chris brown and strippers in vegas 
riri is just adding more fuel to her flaming world.

With that said ...i think no one should predict riri' future
just like what she said on oprah , she still is a "working progress"
and it's not our business to fiddle in her artistry,
just like the dark days she had when she was bleeding from chris brown punch
she will always find a way to shine back to the spotlight....

Like a diamond.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Seth Macfarlene , 28 gowns and the emmies

So i just watch tidbits from the emmy today

No surprises there....modern family won all ,

You know you're succesful when you can pull an all whitey's
but yeah i love the show...its funny and bizarre but yeah funny
as for the emmy's , well it was ok
i mean maybe because the world is ending
the emmy and the vma  are getting tamer ....

yeah i google miley cyrus "cant be tamed"
and that came out ...
but now let's do the rundown of the emmy
of who look hot and who look not

Everyone wear the same old boring all black tuxedo
except family guy creator seth macfarlane
oh god this guy is like a god to me
not only is he a cartoon genius and overall an awesome guy
he's fucking cute as well ...and he doesn't look 38 lol

I love sofia vergara ...i think she's hot as hell
but i hate this gown ...the color is too lady marmalade old for her
it's too pageantry drag queenish

If it wasn't for her amazing red locks
this gown will look so dull on christina hendricks (mad men)
she needs more color on her ...

Nicole kidman actually looks nice in this gown
and since when did HBO competing for the emmy's ?
Sooner or later they won't stream movies anymore
just like MTV did and not stream music videos anymore
its full teenage pregnancy and snooki (who should have been nominated)

I would prefer if hayden let her golden locks flow freely
tho i heard it was 105 celsius there so i guess it really isn't the best idea

Great gown! ...whoever leslie mann is ...

We should do something about her hair

That gown looks heavy she carrying the  whole sun underneath that ?

i watch katy perry doppelganger zooey deschanel "new girl "
and it's ok ....but she looks like a fairy princess of the wasp here
i don't know if it's adorable or weird ...

Sorry heidi klum ...beyonce did it better on the grammy's

Zoey and heidi should quit it coz no one can outdo
the whole "fairy gown look" like beyonce did on the grammy 2010

Dear grammy award nominated and 42 year old tina fey
that cleavage looks a little low ...

I love Mellissa mcCarthy on bridesmaid
but she looks like a woman scorned on this black ensemble


Swear look like our table cloth

Sorry ....rihanna did it better on 2006 with that green grammy gown

Mind you ....this was her on pre-umbrella-good-girl-gone-bad stage.

Wait this ryan seacrest girlfriend ....OMFG.....OMFG......WOW!

No...julie bowen....i wish you were my mom too but no ....Just no....

At first glance ...i was like ...who is she ...she's pretty
but she is ariel winter also known as alex dunphy on modern family
i mean can you blame me ...she looks like this on the show

but she looks like this on the red carpet


No wonder the amazing ashley judd and her
"im not a cia , im a mother looking for my son" show was cancelled.
she looks like a chihuahua in this dress ...and that collar looks like a dog tag

I love sarah hyland but she looks anorexic in this gown...

Pajama turn into a gown ...

Fishnet turn into a gown...

Floor tiles turn into a gown ...

Short prom dress turn into a 3/4 gown ...

Ok this gown is amazing ...




That's a great black gown ...

That's a great yellow gown...

Jeannie Mai - Fashion expert - Grade A+

Ok...that shoes with that dress ?
you could have wear chucks lady...

I love you kat dennings from two broke girls ...I LOVE YOU

I really can't hate on kelly osbourne because she push limits
now if she was wearing the same boring black gown THEN i will hate on her...

The eyes...the gown...the horror....

This isn't bad at all ...

Why do i think she is saying "hey yall" while getting photographed ? 

Loves Lucy Liu ...hates that disco ball gown ...cats don't like disco balls

Hair that looks like she just got out of bed ......CHECK!
gown that looks like it was bought in some thrift store....CHECK!
IDGAF face for the paparazzi .....CHECK!
And the winner for the best mess dress on Emmy goes to Meritt Wever!
Whoever she is ....Now excuse me while i punch myself for making this post,

Or probably get kick by angelina jolie's legs ...hmmmmmmm...versace...!