Sunday, December 2, 2012

The Best of the Best : Top 25 songs of 2012

It's the first day of December ...and 20 more days 
we'll finally found out if the world is gonna end 
or are the mayans just trolling us ,

So before we all went to bits and pieces 
let's count the 25 songs 
that mark our civilization
as per this year ...

25. (FUCK) Your Body - Christina Aguillera 

Xtina is one funny gal 
for her bionic album she's reinventing herself as a robot
and now she's reinventing herself as a flower for her lotus album
sure this song wasn't a groundbreaking comeback
but you have to give it up to someone who's ready to take risk and flop
just to entertain us.

24. Give me All your Luvin' - Madonna feat MIA and Nicki Minaj 

It's funny to see madonna , a 50 year old diva 
working it as a cheerleader 
when she can just fart ...put it an album and sell it like pancake
with two of the most outspoken and unpredictable female rapper in this track
Queen Madge still rules it like she never left.

23.Honestly - Hot Chelle rae 

Honestly....this pop song is so good ,
it can melt a toblerone into a puddle 
blasting your girlfriend has never been this clever 
nor this fun to watch.

22. Good Girl - Carrie Underwood 

Carrie Underwood has never been this feistier since "Before he Cheats"
it's almost as if she stole all of beyonce's fan and blow it to herself
with a little great styling and a lot of rough singing 
she still maintains the country pop edge under her little ole purse'

21. We are young - FUN feat Janelle Monae 

It's now a common misconception that young people are pyromaniacs
furthermore indie bands are super popping nowadays 
like foster the people , they are providing us with weird dance catchy track
like boy bands ...complete with matching tuxedo's

20 . Home - Philips Philips

Double P is trolling us 
releasing songs as if he was a serious artist 
as if they are serious artists birthed from reality singing competition
although with two AI Alumni in this countdown 
Double P has two things to thank for 
one...he's cute
and two ...for a lead single's kinda respectably amazing.

19 . Wide Awake - Katy Perry 

Call it as a premonition of what katy perry will be serving up on her next album
as she promise it will be darker than dark
but for now this track proves 
even the dimmest of song can turn Fulbright with Ms. Perry by your side.

18. Chasing the Sun - The Wanted 

What makes The Wanted different from One Direction
is that while 1D smells Heartbreak ,
The wanted smells danger ...trouble 
and more so a dark undertone that highlighted this track 
into a marvelous display of what's up there after-dark. 

17. Give your heart a break - Demi Lovato 

If miley cyrus is disney's wild child
and selena gomez is disney's princess
Demi might be the normal not so assuming and very relatable
disney's teenage star that we never before seen since raven symone era
complete with angst and a little fluff for cute boys 
she maybe disney's reliable treasure

16. As long as you love me - Justin Bieber Feat Big Sean 

JB's Team was clever on constructing Justin next step
they know they can't be on the pop field forever 
and later be forgotten like nick carter...or was it aaron? IDK
So they change his hair ...they change his sound
and the result is very convincing and LOL 

15. Ice - Kelly Rowland feat Lil Wayne

Call it my love for all things kelly rowland
Sure it was formulaic and an attempt to make motivation part 2 
and the video looks like a cheap porno (sorry kelly)
but i appreciate that with all the dance music surrounding us
someone is still resurrecting pure slow jam rnb music

14. Want U Back - Cher Llyod 

What's more bratty than a popstar who think she can get whatever she wants ?
A high accented song to go with it ,
Cher face the same trouble we all face when we let our toys go
when we saw them being played by other children ...we certainly want it back.

13. Don't wake me up - Chris Brown 

Chris Brown is talented , I remember him without his personal issues back then
people are calling him the next michael jackson
but image is everything in hollywood
yet somehow i do believe chris is still hitting us with hard music this days
we're just too blinded by all the drama

12. I was here - Beyonce 

Written by one of the greatest songwriter ( Diane Warren)
and sang by one of the greatest vocalist of our time 
it was anthemic and it echoes like the last gunshot
of a black and white bond movie 

11. Little Things - One Direction 

It was a puzzle to me how one direction pull off a touching song like this 
then i heard ed sheeran wrote it , no wonder
1D have a talent on being a vocal powerhouse
take for example "taken" a song written by kelly clarkson 
no wonder they're famous, but sometimes i do think
they still spend more time in the hairdressing room than the studio.

10. Somebody that i used to know - Gotye feat Kimbra / Walk off the earth 

I feel that every year we always have a break up anthem
from "jar of hearts" to "someone like you"
this year it was gotye and visually amazing video with kimbra
i have to give credits to walk off the earth for there cover's the one on my phone anyway.

9 . Fuck u betta - Neon Hitch 

Neon hitch write songs for ke$ha
chris applebaum directed the video ...he also directed rihanna's umbrella video
so i don't know the song didn't get as big as i thought it should
who cares anyway my book neon fuck it betta

8.Where have you've been - Rihanna 

Rihanna is a musical master of our generation
she's dug dance records and bring it to mainstream
now with diamonds , she's dugging indie music and making it mainstream
but for where have you've been , we seen her as a goddess
who can do no wrong in any angle ..this world is hers for the taking.

7. Blue Jeans - Lana Del Rey 

is lana del rey even a human ?
she's looks like a ghost and her voice is so haunting 
she's scary beautiful 
talk about tyra's ugly pretty 
and this song is like drugs on steroid 
or steroid on drugs 

6. We are never ever ever getting back together - Taylor Swift 

Now that taylor have mastered making country music pop
why not try full on bubblegom pop ? 
i mean it still topped the country charts 
taylor shouldn't even try no more ...

5. BrokenHearted - Karmin 

Rap-pop ...just call it this year's superbass 
karmin has one fesity rapper and one cute trumpet player
but this arrangement is like one bad ass mafia meeting
grammy should really consider this one for best rap/sung collabo.

4. Bad Girls - MIA 

MIA was never someone to me before i saw this 
she was like the anti gravity conteusse of whatever country that is 
and this beat is so hood 
it can actually start a war of the world.

3. King of Hearts - Cassie 

Cassie strikes comeback with this track
although it didn't chart
it's top three on my list
for the reason that it kinda sound like a final fantasy soundtrack 
bombarded with a little RnB mojo
Welcome back Cassie 

2. How we do - Rita Ora 

If there was one song i wanna re do the video
and one song that was overplayed in my phone
it was this ...the theme was so simple
party and bullshit
but the effect last longer than a wedding hangover 

1. Hot Girls - Double Take 

i'm not even kidding...


  1. its been quite a while meow,
    well i love katty's and beyonce's
    there's a lot of good song this year and yet you manage to make a list this short huh nice

  2. Hello meowfie! I'm back! Hehehe...

    As usual, ummm... i really have little to say about these artists. I barely know some of them. Except for Lana del Rey. There's something about her that really turns me on whenever I hear her sing. She's so different. I think she's also autotuned but she's very alluring.

    I actually downloaded some of her songs including Blue Jeans. Ewan ko nga kung bakit. My faves are already considered "classics" and the genres I like show my age already.

    But there are some exceptions and lana del rey is one of them. Attractive lips and sexy mouth, and sensual voice? Maybe it's also because of her music videos? It's hard to explain.

  3. some of the songs and artist I barely know. One thing i love is the We are Young that keeps on playing on my phone:) I"m loving the vibe on it!

  4. I agree with your list, generally speaking. Beyonce's "I was here" is the best.